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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 10, 2006 22:35:03 GMT 5
Funny Random Short Stories Please!
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 10, 2006 22:37:05 GMT 5
[glow=red,2,300]One day a multi-coloured tea cup ran out of orange flavoured hundreds and thousands.
'Oh Great! Now i have to run down to the local 'Jister' shop to get some more!' said the multi-coloured tea cup who by this time had become a slight shade of pink.... 
The multi-coloured tea cup grabbed his pumice stone and his thesaurus before locking the window of his two-story post-it pad and leaving for the local Jister.
On his way out the window, the multi-coloured tea sthingy who was a slight shade of pink fell out into a puddle of abdoned aubergines. It looked down at it's squelching stileto which now had a large amount of aubergines pierced onto the heel. It sighed.
The multi-coloured tea cupwho was now a pale red colour started his journey to Jisters by walking along the large table tennis court and then crossing the rotating chopsticks and from then on it was pretty much a straight forward walk down the valley of flame throwing chipmonks.
When it got to jisters he walked in and started looking down into the trolleys for his desired hundreds and thousands but he could not find any! It decided that it was cold and as he had wasted all his afternoon looking into trolleys and pen-sharpeners, he felt a little light headed. He was now a blueish colour.
It, sadly on the way home, was run over by a sidetracked butterfly.  [/glow]
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 10, 2006 22:39:51 GMT 5
I is the Queen of Randomness
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Post by Jessie on Jan 10, 2006 22:51:54 GMT 5
yes vicki lol me and you should make a story a line each
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 10, 2006 23:02:28 GMT 5
okay:D
you start
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Post by Jessie on Jan 11, 2006 1:39:52 GMT 5
one day a lovely piece of chair went for a waddle
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 11, 2006 4:07:02 GMT 5
in a vast ocean of potato peelers
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Post by Jessie on Jan 11, 2006 13:03:18 GMT 5
weet a found a confused tromboune
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 12, 2006 3:26:35 GMT 5
which sounded like the calling of meercats using a bucket and spade.
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Post by Jessie on Jan 12, 2006 22:52:16 GMT 5
the bucket and spade happened to be sneezing into a pile of cloth
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 15, 2006 18:05:01 GMT 5
which was then disposed of by sitting on it and waiting for it to rot.
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Post by Jessie on Jan 19, 2006 0:53:11 GMT 5
Whilst the moon was peering with jiuce in the sun
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 20, 2006 3:34:04 GMT 5
the tide took an unexpected turn
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Post by Jessie on Jan 20, 2006 12:21:13 GMT 5
and the castle was parted for those many years
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Post by xXVictoria~EytonXx on Jan 20, 2006 18:28:02 GMT 5
untill the faerie queens celotape holder returned.
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